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Shouldâve done this with a mad-libs template or somethingâŠthereâs no hope for any semblance of structure otherwise
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Iâve thought @overnightoats666 will create a story using the words collected in every 100 500 posts.
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Iâll try and work on a summary now.
floccinaucinihilipilification
As @bojack was sleepy and milkman tasted like eggs with plums, fermented over mesquite coals soaked with feminist cream. Toxic men who @tando licked below had milk and average white women with fully figured ghosts who were glistening with gutter oil in the moonlight. @yyy is dada, but mama is a jellyfish friction succubus. Ouch! Your black mother is one classic cup holder who likes it often.
Buzzkill was his name, short was his sight, but also his fucking dick. Which he never took out from your mouth because I like corn, baby corn, buttered with tasty cow liquid sauce. Flambé @tando the condom tart which flavor is the @tando. @tando ? Does @mad_masala fuck robots named @tando?
P.R.C is where commies play with @rocket, and @tando too. He enjoys fucking taimako and also overheats his missile oil which he uses and abuses in the bathtub. Duckie, which rhymes with @tando @tando.
We dine at milker mansion, but what moist @tando doesnât have is love sexual oohlala! Japanese transvestites wearing Nantucket steamers with rhinestone pockets full of squids that squirt dry ice lattes all over the horny dwarves of north Baluchistanâs unarmed rebels, sporting horrible combovers. The reason they canât blow the ham is because they eat salami sprinkled rancid ramen. Yum!
Those missionary zeal laughing zealots ate and were ridding whales, that swallowed large amounts of kale smoothies and watched gorillas glue girls to the backs of @gain, to make him extremely friendly and righteous, yet moist with a wet noodle full of @tando shit, that has @bree @yyy hungry.
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This is probably a better read than half the stuff on The NY Times bestseller list.
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The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.
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Rosebud
Thatâs too good an ending to refuse! 
Canât wait for the sequel⊠