Free pornography, a discussion

[Dr_Milker]

@Taiwan_Luthiers

I’m not sure Trump himself said anything anti LGBT but I am sure a good majority of his followers are very anti LGBT.

Utter hogwash. Anti-gay sentiment is highest among blacks and lowest among whites. Are you saying most Trump supporters are black?

[MadamBroccoli]

Now my history has a long stream starting with “free pornography…”

[TT]

tell me the bear in a bikini wasn’t worth it

[MadamBroccoli]

It was. Best thing happened to me today.

[Liam_Og]

@jinyu

Btw My amateur modern novel should be thoroughly half-baked in a fortnight or so. I’ve heard it’s customary for hack writers to foist their home productions on their mothers or girlfriends, but I’ve never had one. A girlfriend, I mean. A mother I did have, once, but haven’t seen her since the day she dropped me in the Salvation Army bin. Maybe you could be my girlfriend? Or mother? Mwah.

I make an effort just like my therapist suggests to talk to people but online or face to face it’s always the same I break the ice with small talk about mole porn or bat rabies and everyone goes awkward turtle on me

The wind in the willows is indeed a good read. I’m having trouble replying, some kind of literary performance issues.

[jinyu]

@Liam_Og

The wind in the willows is indeed a good read.

If you have a boat fetish, that is (think I’ll crack open my second bottle of Fin sports drink)

[yyy]

@Belgian_Pie

FYI, ‘The Naked Chef’ is not a porn movie, and I doubt you’d want to see the chef naked.

That sounds like the biggest rip off since this!

[TT]

no such thing as a free naked lunch

@TT

@Belgian_Pie

there is no free porn

i see what you did there

No such thing as a free lunch - Wikipedia

[Liam_Og]

@jinyu

If you have a boat fetish, that is (think I’ll crack open my second bottle of Fin sports drink)

I’ve posted this in the Brexit thread before, but given the messing about in boats and finns sports drinks references I can’t help posting it again.

Irish Sailing Commentary (Hilarious)

[volv1992]

Look at the tits on that!

[slawa]

@TT

Good for society, or bad?

Potentially deadly

Driver dies after crashing his car while masturbating to porn

[Marco]

Darwin award recipient?

[Dr_Milker]

@slawa

partially ejected through the sunroof

Man, he coulda been in pornos.

[slawa]

His tiny erection
didn’t stop the ejection

[Dr_Milker]

@slawa

Maybe not since his erection was not big enough to stop the ejection.

I guess it would depend on the angle. Nobody has that kind of girth.

[volv1992]

Even if one had sufficient length such that when erect would prevent egress through the sunroof, I would assume that, as opposed to stopping the driver from ejecting, the elastic nature of the penis would result in a spring-like reaction; he’d go halfway through the sunroof and then TWANG! and fuck off to a lower earth orbit, rotating in a flat spin at about 33Hz.

[TT]

Come on now, if you’re going to make the pornography thread a home for such lewd posting, at least you could like the topic

[volv1992]

You can have my like, but I’d argue my comment was less lewd and more about Physics. Perhaps should be relocated to the SpaceX thread, if it becomes a new form of rocket propulsion I’d like it to be referred to as the Cockwhalloper.

Yours faithfully,

[TT]

@volv1992

You can have my like

@volv1992

I’d argue my comment was less lewd and more about Physics

i haven’t shamelessly solicited any for a while, still gunning for the badge. also, at least nobody is talking about other ballistics trajectories!

@volv1992

I’d like to be referred to as the Cockwhalloper

this would be a good custom title!

[volv1992]

@TT

gunning for the badge

I’ve managed to evade the Regular badge for a long time. Seems elusive. What’s a guy or a girl gotta do round 'ere?! No respect I telz ya