Just becasue I’m not back don’t mean we can’t have some fun.
I have two items sitting on the top of my monitor.
Two BIG Prizes available, one for each correct guess!
Standard 20 Q’s rules, yeah?
Yes/No questions ONLY.
IF you get a YES answer, you get to take a guess.
As always, in the event of multiple questions being asked before answering, we’ll backtrack to the last YES answer and carry on from there.
One item=one prize.
OK?
Let’s get ready to RrrrrrrrrUMBLE!!!
Are the two items the same?
Is one of them for holding a liquid?
No sir, they are NOT!
No sir, one of them is NOT.
Are either of the items plugged into your computer?
Somehow, this seems like it should be TWO questions…
I can tell you, sir, that ONE of them is most definitely NOT plugged into my computer…
I was just trying to avoid the situation where you can get out of answering any question by saying that “the one that doesn’t apply to the question asked” does not fit the description, while you ignore “the one that really did fit the description”. Maybe I don’t understand how this game really works. 
I’ll take another stab at this. Is one of them a web cam?
[quote=“scomargo”]I was just trying to avoid the situation where you can get out of answering any question by saying that “the one that doesn’t apply to the question asked” does not fit the description, while you ignore “the one that really did fit the description”. Maybe I don’t understand how this game really works.
I’ll take another stab at this. Is one of them a web cam?[/quote]
No sir, one of them is NOT a web cam.
Is one of them a photograph?
Does one of them bear some sort of brand-name?
Oi, I gave that last one to scomarg, but you can’t take a guess until you get a YES answer, RTFR, bru!
Oi, I gave that last one to scomarg, but you can’t take a guess until you get a YES answer, RTFR, bru!
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It’s not a guess. It’s a yes/no question.
I’m taking my ball and I’m going home.
Excellent question, GMan!
Unfortunately, sir, neither of them bears any sort of brand-name.
Oi, I gave that last one to scomarg, but you can’t take a guess until you get a YES answer, RTFR, bru!
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It’s not a guess. It’s a yes/no question.
I’m taking my ball and I’m going home.[/quote]
Oh shut it already, trouser monkey.
Are either of them made entirely of synthetic materials?
Now see, that’s what I’m talkin about!
In fact sir, ONE of them IS made entirely of synthetic materials!!!
Congratulations!!!
Is one a figurine?
Okay, I’ll try one more for now. Hopefully I’ve got a handle on the rules.
Is one of them made out of paper?
Are you inquiring regarding the one previously established as comprising only synthetic materials or the other one?
[quote=“scomargo”]Okay, I’ll try one more for now. Hopefully I’ve got a handle on the rules.
Is one of them made out of paper?[/quote]
No