Not if you want a long and happy marriage, it doesn’t. 
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Whipped, are we?
You might be right, in the long run. But marriage is a trade-off, and as such, it depends on what one is trading. Happiness in marriage is mostly a matter of self-delusion.
[quote]Happiness in marriage is mostly a matter of self-delusion.
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Only for those who take the bills paying part seriously 
OP, Fridge placement is the cook’s prerogative. Whoever cooks decides where and how they want the fridge to be…if neither cook, be magnanimous. Let her decide. If it was her, here, I’d be saying the same thing. With the fridge issue resolved, you can argue on better topics like wet towels and mascara goop.
Situations like this require the deployment of the “you foreigners just don’t understand the superior ways of the civilized West” campaign strategy.
[quote=“divea”][quote]Happiness in marriage is mostly a matter of self-delusion.
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Only for those who take the bills paying part seriously 
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Apart from the children, what other serious part of marriage is there?
[quote=“TheGingerMan”]Happiness in marriage is mostly a matter of self-delusion.
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That’s what all the single grumpy old men say.
Only for those who take the bills paying part seriously [/quote]
Apart from the children, what other serious part of marriage is there?
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You guys think too much.
[quote=“divea”]
OP, Fridge placement is the cook’s prerogative. Whoever cooks decides where and how they want the fridge to be…if neither cook, be magnanimous. Let her decide. If it was her, here, I’d be saying the same thing. With the fridge issue resolved, you can argue on better topics like wet towels and mascara goop.[/quote]
But… even if she cooks I have to get beer out of it! 
Beer? You’re allowed to keep beer in your fridge???
The irony is that this is a brand new kitchen, which wifelette designed not 6 months ago. She chose the fridge’s current placement. Apparantly she thought East was going to be over there somewhere.
[quote=“Nuit”]Beer? You’re allowed to keep beer in your fridge???
The irony is that this is a brand new kitchen, which wifelette designed not 6 months ago. She chose the fridge’s current placement. Apparantly she thought East was going to be over there somewhere.[/quote]
What do you want to bet that if you argue that point with her she’ll tell you, “Well, the whole apartment is East!!”
[quote=“Nuit”]Beer? You’re allowed to keep beer in your fridge???
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“beer placement in fridge” is a husband prerogative definitely
[wikipedia]Correlation does not imply causation[/wikipedia]
Tell her eating rice makes people have black hair (as it seems apparent in Taiwan).
Just because the sun is hot doesn’t meant the fridge will become hot when the fridge gets sunlight.
If you want some fun: Tell her you want to remove the light bulb in the fridge to save energy cause there’s no way to turn it off and its not useful when the door is closed. 
[quote=“engerim”][wikipedia]Correlation does not imply causation[/wikipedia]
Tell her eating rice makes people have black hair (as it seems apparent in Taiwan).
Just because the sun is hot doesn’t meant the fridge will become hot when the fridge gets sunlight.
[color=#FF0000]If you want some fun: Tell her you want to remove the light bulb in the fridge to save energy cause there’s no way to turn it off and its not useful when the door is closed.[/color] [/quote]
Awesome! :roflmao:
Do it!