Frogs legs at Jason's

I entered Jason’s supermarket yesterday. I asked an assistant.
" Hey, do you have frogs legs ?"
“Yes, Sir, he replied,
I then, staring up at the top shelf, replied,
" then hop up here quickly and fetch me a box of corn flakes !”

Ha! Had some deep-fried frog yesterday with the inlaws. Actually, my daughter did. When I found out it was frog, I took a bite but just couldn’t bring myself to swallow. My little girl was a pretty good sport when I told her that it wasn’t chicken she’d had but frog.