From Taiwan Food Sucks!

I think I figured a way to make young @Dontknow 's experience more fulfilling.

Check this out.
He gets his own reality show, called

THE HUNGRY BOGAN

Every week he goes and eats a different kind of Taiwan food, commenting throughout.
At the end of the show, he pronounces the cuisine as either

FAIR DINKUM
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or

WALLABY PISS
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And here’s the hook:

He hates everything!!

So millions will be watching every week to see if he finally gets some chow that he likes, but he never does.

I’m going to be so friggin rich…

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A suggestion: around the 3rd season viewers will start to grow tired of the same end result. So, prepare an episode where he actually likes stuff, only to reveal at the end that it wasn’t actually him, but it was farmer Joe all along, wearing a Dontknow’s mask.

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:joy: wallaby piss!

:tent: ya’ll
I made my own kitchen on my computer desk.
Now I won’t need to eat anymore wallaby piss food here. Or listen to this bullshit. Enjoy your instant noodles in slime. Probably beats what you poms eat anyway. :wink:

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Hang out with the Thai’s, you might pick up some cooking tips?

The Thai’s what??

The Thai’s food, obviously.

Cannibal! Oh wait, you’re a cow, so I guess the Thai being food is … legit? Sort of?

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Looks great! Good work on this.