I meant to put this up yonks ago but kinda forgot.
How to Survive Glasgow - A Tourist Guide
If your from Scotland you’ll appreciate the humour. Try the Nedagochi (under Toys), it gets me every time. 
Sandman: I know you had a link to this but in a thread about ‘Taiwanese Pussy’. Its so good I thought it had to have its own thread.
Pure Minted Man 