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Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing. Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.
House passes gas tax onto senate.
Stiff opposition expected to casket less funeral plan. Two convicts evade noose, jury hung.
William Kelly was fed secretary.
Milk drinkers are turning to powder.
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted.
Quarter of a million Chinese live on water.
Farmer bill dies in house.
Iraqi head seeks arms.
Queen Mary is having bottom scraped.
Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
Prostitutes appeal to Pope. Panda mating fails, veterinarian takes over.
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I read this headline many many years ago when it was re-printed in Private Eye:
“Mortuary Plan Meets Stiff Opposition”
and…a quote from an article, decades ago:
“The Margate Pier Committee has spent two million pounds in as many years”
Er…that’s it.
And a great headline from Hong Kong’s now defunct Eastern Express, done deliberately and refering to a female Hong Kong socialite (Teri Chao)who had gone to a clinic (in Miami, I think) to seek medical attention for a mild sexually transmitted disease she had contracted from her husband (millionaire property developer, Cecil Chao). Hat’s off to the sub-editor who managed to get this on the front page in big letters:
