I am looking for the most consistantly humorous poster on Segue. Please link to examples of their work.
My vote at this stage goes to Rory Butternuts for the following quotes…
1:“I had a friend called Barry who, during his tenure as a nightclub bouncer, conducted scientific brain research by knocking various people’s heads together. They wouldn’t let him publish that in Nature either, despite his conclusions that it was civil engineering students who made the most satisfying thunk.” rory butternuts
2:“Looks like he made a run on the pic n’ mix down the metaphor store.” rory butternuts
3: "Hey, steady on. Don’t forget China Airlines recently invented the first 300-seater thrill ride, and nobody has yet been able to beat those stuffed teddy bear eyes that 1960s-era Taiwan manufactures successfully designed to choke small infants. "rory butternuts
4: This one is the best "Listen, if men are from Mars and women are from Venus then all you guys are arguing about is which part of the planet she comes from. No matter where they’re from women are mysterious creatures with limited powers of reasoning and poor driving skills, especially when they take that monthly trip to the ‘dark side’.
I’ve got a Taiwanese girlfriend and I don’t understand her any less or any more than my last bird. At least this one can cook fish properly and doesn’t have an irrational hatred of all my mates." Rory Butternuts