“What do you call a million dead mosquitos on a conference table?”
“A good start”
Interviewer: How much milk does your cow produce?
Farmer: Which one, the black one or the white one?
Interviewer: The black one.
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer: Your cows look healthy. What do you feed them?
Farmer: Which one, the black one or the white one?
Interviewer: The black one.
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer: (Annoyed) But why do you keep asking if it’s the black one or the white one when the answers are just the same?
Farmer: Because the black one is mine.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: It’s also mine.
Ten bucks if you snort a line of it.
It’s awesome that he’s holding a violin. 
