A group of women went on a spiritual retreat to improve their relationships with their husbands.
The priest asked them:
“-How many of you love your husbands?”
All the women raised their hands. They were then asked:
“-And when was the last time you told your husbands that you loved them?”
Some responded today, others yesterday, others didn’t even remember.
They were then asked to take out their cell phones and send the following message to their husbands:
“My love, I love you so much and appreciate everything you do for me and our beautiful family. I love you.”
They were then asked to read their husbands’ answers aloud.
These were the answers:
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What bit you? Are you okay?
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Omg, dude! Don’t tell me you crashed again.
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I don’t understand, what the hell do you mean by that?
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What did you do now? I won’t forgive you this time!
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What happened? Are you on drugs or something?
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Don’t fuck around, just tell me how much you need!
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I’m dreaming, or this message is for the neighbor.
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If you don’t tell me who the hell this message is for, I’m going to block you.
And the best of all:
- Who are you? I don’t have this number registered, but I’d like to meet you. Send me a photo.
