Capitalism at its finest!
No, no, no. The real proof of love:
[quote=āIconā]No, no, no. The real proof of love:
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So, I am not the only person in the world who clean that part of the toilet?? I am not alone??
You single? Unbelievable.
Iām engaged, but I used to do that even when single. 
Iām engaged, but I used to do that even when single. [/quote]
Which is why you are now engaged. Congratulations!
[quote=āNovaspesā][quote=āIconā]No, no, no. The real proof of love:
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So, I am not the only person in the world who clean that part of the toilet?? I am not alone??[/quote]
I donāt think it means you clean it, but you care enough to aim.
[quote=āTexMexā][quote=āNovaspesā][quote=āIconā]No, no, no. The real proof of love:
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So, I am not the only person in the world who clean that part of the toilet?? I am not alone??[/quote]
I donāt think it means you clean it, but you care enough to aim.[/quote]
When there is a lady in the house the real gentleman sits. Iām sorry that many fellow men seem to be so insecure about their masculinity to believe it hinges on whether they stand while peeing or that have such stressful lives to absolutely need to save the 30 seconds extra that sitting requires.
[quote=āNovaspesā][quote=āIconā]No, no, no. The real proof of love:
[/quote]
So, I am not the only person in the world who clean that part of the toilet?? I am not alone??[/quote]
I clean that part once a month and Iām single still :aiyo:
[quote=āNovaspesā]
When there is a lady in the house the real gentleman sits. Iām sorry that many fellow men seem to be so insecure about their masculinity to believe it hinges on whether they stand while peeing or that have such stressful lives to absolutely need to save the 30 seconds extra that sitting requires.[/quote]
For me sitting to pee is like using one of this, nothing to do masculinity or been a gentleman, you just grab your dog and point it in the bowl whether you have a female in your house or you live alone.
Really nothing to prove or donāt here but sitting for 10 seconds max pee sounds retarded.
[quote=āNovaspesā]
When there is a lady in the house the real gentleman sits. Iām sorry that many fellow men seem to be so insecure about their masculinity to believe it hinges on whether they stand while peeing or that have such stressful lives to absolutely need to save the 30 seconds extra that sitting requires.[/quote]
I sit and pee cause it is the only opportunity I get everyday to play Candy Crush.
I sit if I feel lazy or I have something to check on the phone.
i canāt pee straight when Iām drunk, or when Iām still asleep after the alarm has just gone off. Sitting is also quieter for my wife who complains if I wake her upā¦
But then you donāt get the desired acoustics from your hot urine plunging into the water from maximum height.
But then you donāt get the desired acoustics from your hot urine plunging into the water from maximum height.[/quote]
You mean the same heavenly sound my former housemate was blessing me with every time he had to go to the bathroom? Try sipping your lemonade with a loud pissing sound in your ears! 
cartoon here. mildly 
thatās actually not true. But still funny.
With all thatās happening in Taiwan, I think Iāll move to Japan. Much cooler:
āWell his name isnāt Captain Earth now is it?ā