One of my favorites
When I die, I want my last words to be "I left a Million dollars under the . . . "
why are the powers that be trying to hide this conflict from us? what are the potential ramifications of this power struggle?
hope the possums eat shit. overgrown rat bastards
possums fucking SUCK, in australia i woke up so many times to their weird noises thinking:“WTF IS GOING ON ON THAT TREE”.
wild hogs are cool.
sweet rabbits are chill dudes as well.
One of my old friends adopted a bunch of orphaned possums for some insane reason. Only one out of the group survived. Ever since then her entire social media feed all day every fuckin day is just images and videos of that hideous cross-eyed abomination. I couldn’t stand it anymore and had to just mute her on everything.
Crazy cat lady is one thing. But possums?? Why.
That’s a classic.
You’ve…uh, read it?