Funny Pictures 2019

2019

#204

I imagine the scene where the tattooed guy meets his Chinese friend…

Tattooed Guy: Hey, Chinese Friend! You are from China, right?
Chinese Friend: Yeah, why the question?
TG: You know, I got this tattoo when I went to China, can you tell me what’s written here?
CF: “I don’t know I can’t speak Chinese”
TG: But I thought you were from China!
CF: Yes, I am!
TG: So?
CF: So what?
TG: So tell me what’s written in my tattoo!
CF: “I don’t know I can’t speak Chinese”
TG: But I thought you could speak Chinese!
CF: Yes, I can.
TG: So you just cannot read it?
CF: Read what?
TG: Chinese! Can you read Chinese?
CF: Yes, I can.
TG: So why did you say you can’t?
CF: I didn’t say that!
TG: Yes, you said it! You said that you don’t know you can’t speak Chinese!
CF: Oh! No, I mean your tattoo is written “I don’t know I can’t speak Chinese”
TG: Oh…
CF: Yeah…
TG: …
CF: …
TG:
CF:
TG: Do you know anywhere I could remove it?


#205

I was thinking that and you wrote that.


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Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley, in the famous Versace outfit, attend the premiere of Four Weddings & a Funeral in 1994.


Noel Gallagher celebrates after the 1997 Brit Awards


#207

Since hair can’t be preserved in fossils, we can’t rule out the possibility that dinosaurs looked like this

The Uk Space Programme



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Amusing , but hardly the post of a Gentleman :scream:


#210

You’re right. That gentleman’s post is not hard, merely amusing.
My apologies


#211

Would be an interesting Social experiment to go out wearing these , though :thinking:I am sure @mad_masala would be game . :wink:


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Sadly, Jimmy Fallon’s teacher fell foul of JPs rule about speaking precisely. Those most likely to muddy the gene pool are also those least likely to get married. [/mrlogic]


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