If I’m every in trouble, I’ll probably prefer to call this one:
I think I’d call Chuck for the extrajudicial stuff.
I’m sure he could inflict some injuries.
A very small fireman
Well, big enough to come in your mouth anyway.
I think a fireman of any size could I was just saying
You dirty dirty man!
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Are you denigrating my noble profession!
Far be it from me!