I thought that was a fair correlation 
It’s too soon!
It’s too late!
Yes, all the great “unwashed” seem to have taken to the wearing of the ubiquitous “sandals”. They are an abomination. In certain circumstances , Women should be permitted to don the said items, but any Man wearing them should be arrested and detained at her Majesty’s pleasure imo.
Footwear is such a good determination of character . Brogues or Oxford style should be the norm , unless on a beach.
I realize that this may offend many posters . Oh dear , how sad. 
That hurts, man. Not everybody can afford posh footwear like you. 
not expensive…but it’s rather like wearing a suit with Training shoes 
Yes, yes…mere pocket change for gentlemen such as yourself. 
Oh dear , fight the urge…
What a dick.
Quite amusing , though 
Yes 
Hey, I wouldn’t turn down a free dildo. 
I heard that about you
Don’t give me that look. I’d disinfect it first.