Reminds me of this one
Luckily I wasn’t involved
Why does the Chicken Creek Country Club house look like an outdoor crapper?
I think you just answered your own question.
It’s outside the Chicken Creek RV Park . Is that a Gated Community in America?
Alaskans are known for their quirky sense of humor, as can be seen in their choice of governors.
Well, that’s pretty crude. 
Sorry to offend your delicate sensibilities. At least he wasn’t a proctologist!
That should be mandatory. I am currently translating it into Chinese in order to give to the caretakers so they can give me better feedback. The one I take Bobby to has something similar.
Yes indeed…free Milk 
Does the, ah, assistance escalate the higher your scores are?
higher scores allow players to drink directly from the source