When I said be more complimentary , I think your chat-up line may have missed the mark
Reminds me of Reginald Perrin’s Grot Shop.
Best to learn these lessons early, I guess.
One got to love The Onion!
Researchers say panic-afflicted subjects did not enjoy being in this scenario.
“Given the results, we can now say conclusively that people who suffer from severe anxiety dislike being trapped in small boxes hundreds of feet under water,” said Lepore, who logged more than a thousand hours of clinical study on the subject. “In fact, our research suggests that it makes said individuals experience extreme discomfort with almost no degree of relief.”
“Furthermore, statistics showed their displeasure increased exponentially every hour we kept them locked in there,” Lepore continued.
I bet they got a 10M gov grant for this study.
