Japan
Wat dat?!
Or Toys âR Us (which somehow technically still exists in Taiwan of all places)
Back in my day it was Sears or nothing!
Ahhhh so you utilized (masterbated to) the Sears store catalog?
Only when I couldnât find my dadâs Playboy.
Sheesh, another all aliens look the same type.
Oh, okay, youâre just an all one-eyed aliens look the same type. Fine. Still racist.
Hey, you are the one who knew all our bigotry and decided to come to our little blue planet regardless.
Now, suck it up!
#earthlingrules
These grapes complete me. Nothing in life is more wonderful than these grapes. Wouldnât you agree these grapes I have here in my hand are the best? They are better than all other grapes. I like grapes so much I almost want to put one in my nose.