Was gonna look for a similar meme I bumped into a few days ago, but on the way I unhearth this gem:
New m&m’s–NOW 100% AT WAR! GOOD TACTICS!
Um, put the rest into a storage box in the fridge? then for lunch/brunch next day, fry in a pan with lots of butter and black pepper, stir seldom, flip over once the edges darken, sprinkle grated parmesan over the top, and serve when it’s golden and crunchy.
Good with a fried egg or two, and ketchup.
Works best for spaghetti, but ok for loose pasta as well (penne, spirali).
Feel free to add this to the recipes page…
So, you can see from that excellent map that to sail directly from New Zealand to Chile, it’s fastest to cross the equator first.
Mottenai!
Oh, I’d never waste good pasta. I just gorge down however much I make.
I assume the cave is not penis-like, so it would be interesting to hear this story.
Did you just assume the cave’s gender? 
Not at all!
Isn’t it just the usual boneheaded translation issue that we’ve come to expect from the Middle Kingdom? I don’t read those “simplified” Chinese characters too well, but I think that’s ‘jiji’ (chicken-chicken), ie., a common word (in a five-year-old’s vocabulary) for ‘penis’? Maybe it’s a phonetic rendition of some regional dialect name?