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The Bard was so ahead of his time…
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Is that Cantonese?
Nope, 普通話.
The first bit is really foreign to me
The use of 瞎 is like in 瞎掰, and the 逼 is a homonym for 屄.
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I have to get out more!
You may not want to spend much time in northern China…especially in January. 
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Just saw a video of someone throwing water in the air and it instantly freezes over there. 
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Better than all the frozen phlegm on the sidewalks. 
That’s just a science trick 
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You could’ve stopped there and it’d still be accurate.
People pay extra for that in Thailand.
so … um, what do they sell?