And it would be okay with me if I had a wife. My nose would be regularly near her butt anyway.
Which one do you use to wash your butt?
But seriously, don’t people share the soap anymore?
No. The wife uses that oily moisturizing soap. I use the kind that actually gets you clean.
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Parents fighting?!
All I see is a man getting pulled into a dough machine…
[spoiler]All I see is a man getting pulled into a dough machine…
…tell me about your mother…
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It’s funny how people simultaneously beg for attention while inviting it. Tell me about this deep dark hole in your life.
Sorry, I need to go call my mom now… 
Hope she’s not in the attic. 
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Telling.
Your mother, you say…
Wishful thinking…
This is a 3 cat night and it is barely 10pm.
It’s 29 frikking degrees right now!
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26 in Xindian. You tell them. They are hogging my pillow and half the bed.
Taike cats. 
