You’re not thinking literally enough. Those are literally the top 12 states.
But Hawaii is the northernmost in its time zone, so why doesn’t it make the cut? Continental chauvinists! 
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proximity to canada, we exhude awesomeness
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And Canada is so pristine! The map indicates that they ship all of their yellow snow across the border 
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It just indicates that Canada thinks the US of A is worth pissing on 
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lol reminds me when people started fantasizing on Resident Evil’s Lady Dimitrescu (a 2m90-tall vampire maiden):
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I say that’s the way I wanna go!
Death! By Snu Snu!
I get giddy thinking about it!
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Seals usually put up a good fight for chocolate. Good Dog!
