WTAF are “ass nails”? Why would anyone think I’d want some?
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You know how squid have those little teeth…?
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Her: Kind of reminds me of you.
Me: What? It’s a small boat at low tide stuck in the mud waiting for the tide to come in.
Her: Sorry, I mean it reminds me of your tongue.
He looks like he’s having fun!
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Mind blown
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What’s the name of the boat?
The HM Idontknow
Good spot. Makes me think it is fake now.