Not a knee-slapper, but this sign over the urinal made me giggle…
Translation below (practice your Chinese!)
Hello stud!
Are you looking at me?
Get closer to see me clearly
(and prevent peeing on your shoes)
Thank you for visiting!
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Is this at one of those gas station urinals? They always put up some jokes on the urinal walls for us studs to giggle at so we don’t feel too depressed or lonely while taking a leak 
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I’ll have a number 17 with a number 18 chaser.
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I like root beer and I hate watching TV. If she gets naked afterwards then that sounds like mission accomplished to me.
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First get her drunk on root beer, then…
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If Stranger Things were British…
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I just wasted my lunchtime finding out that traditional rootbeer is in fact alcoholic. If I ever encounter a psycho xiaojie threatening me over a matter of rootbeer, I now know how to handle the situation.
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It’s just not cricket
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My dream girl.
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That actually sounds like a cool date
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Be nice if she put the gun down…