Was asking since “figs” is a slang. You would definitely die if a donkey were to chomp your “figs.”
Hopefully, this will answer your question:
Chrysippus, also known as “the man who died from laughing at his own joke,” is a 3rd-century BC Greek Stoic philosopher who died of laughter after he saw a donkey eating his figs; he told a slave to give the donkey undiluted wine to wash them down, and then, “having laughed too much, he died” (Diogenes Laërtius 7.185).
No. He’s outing himself as a serial criminal reposter to deny us credit of reporting him! Madness!
I’ll drink my boba how I goddam like 
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I don’t drink that crap… 
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And you call Taiwan “home” 
Bubble milk tea isn’t awful, it’s just one of those things, like “why?”, “who enjoys this shit?”
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Most of the Taiwanese I know don’t drink that crap either. 