She says she didn’t turn the lights on, but then why was the Step Dad sitting in a dark bathroom? All sounds a bit too sitcommy
That could’ve been me…except for the stepdad part.
For the same reason she didn’t. Do you always turn on the lights when you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night?
Easier to get back to sleep fast if you don’t turn the light on.
Would you say or do anything if your kid’s gf came in while you are shitting in the dark? Or just sit there while she pulls her pants down?
That is another thing. I understand pissing in the dark, but shitting?
Or was he sitting down and pissing?
I’d probably scream like a girl in a slasher movie…good thing I don’t have kids.
A bit of a digression but, why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama?
Because you never turn your back on family
Yes. My wife doesn’t let me hear the end of it if my aim is bad.
Plus, like @BigDave said, he was taking a dump, not just a piss.
Ah yes, the 1/10,000 chance piss nightmare. It’s been a while…
This was my take. I do the same so I don’t spray the walls in the dark.