What reason? I don’t get it.
The best I can come up with is they can act cold.
They dont put their penis anywhere near the corpse?
Not a necrophilia enjoyer? 
They don’t have sex with the couches
You can’t play snooker with a length of rope
Different strokes for different folks, some dudes get chubby from a chesterfield
But they could play with the stiffs
I have a really nice chair in my home office…old school antique chesterfield with red leather. Wasn’t cheap either (about 1000CDN) even from an antique store in a cheaper northern UK city (antiques are a lot cheaper here than in Canada given so many estate sales, an older country etc.).
so did you ever think, like, damn, that chair has a real nice pair of armrests …?
She is one exceptional lady–deep-buttoned back, scalloped arms and a deep foam seat. I like to sit on her for hours and pass gas, sometimes a shart!
