To make matters worse, it seems like PETA doesnât actually know what âTake the bull by the hornsâ means. I donât see how âTake the flower by the thornsâ conveys the same meaningâŚ
This triggers PETA:
I dont get this one. How is this political?
I know what you mean. I also have no idea how she can be considered a politician.
Oh. I didnt know she was a politician.
Thatâs as obscure as it gets. I dont even know who she is.
Americans, unfortunately, are very familiar with that face.
Sexist, but true.
Based on her ideas, she should be a bartender (so her previous career was a good choice for everyone).
Unfortunately Occasional Cortex is the natural replacement for Bernie among the âbut it wasnât real socialismâ crowd: young, woman, foreign background, claimed she grew up as a poor girl oppressed by the capitalistic patriarchy (even if her dad was an architect and they lived in a nice area of the city, but we donât mention that), and she writes things that are so dumb that they make most of Trumpâs tweets look like a literature masterpiece. Her platform has nothing to do with practical ideas, but all those who like the sound of âfree everything, 6 million dollars / hour guaranteed federal job etcâ from an ideological point of view will consider her and her friends to be the second coming of God because âmah equalityâ.
I mean, if in front of me I had a generation of people with a degree in gender studies whose job expectations are âlolâ, promising free stuff would definitely be a good base for a political platform.
âDonât worry, the reason why youâre unemployed has nothing to do with your life choices, youâre a good boy/girl, itâs the system that is rigged in favor of the rich. Vote for me so I can afford my 3rd house, kktyâ.
Works every time.
Oh what times we live in.
Not very political. But is funny.