There’s a beauty shop in Shulin called “Welly” (if you’ve ever been down and out) and theres a shop that appears to detail cars in Banchiao called “Penis”
There is a chain of coffee shops in and round Taipei County called “Kaffa” - which for all non-South Africans sounds uncomfortably similar to the word that would be the equivalent of the “N” word in Southern Africa. I guess someone was trying to get creative with the word “Cafe”. I just hope they never try to open a branch in sunny SA.
Actually, the store is called “Sandy Ho” and it’s a part of the 5XXXL clothing stores for large women, but I am not sure that clarification makes the English sound any better.