G@#@##@#Dammed Chain letters

I just got my very first chain letter…I heard that if you don’t do something with it, you will have bad luck. Sounds stupid, but somethings you just don’t question… Anyone ever do anything with a chain letter? Or what’s the story/deal behind them…

If you make fun of this post, at least have a point also. :s :astonished:

Delete. Purge deleted mail.
Easy.
Although, this one time, my sister didn’t answer a chain letter and that VERY SAME weekend, her husband repainted the window frames in their house and jammed them all shut.
You be the judge.

Don’t respond to chain letters.

Say the chain letter tells you to forward it to 10 people. Say the average person takes 2 days to do this. So in 2 days the chain letter has gone to 10 people. On the 4th day it gets sent out to 100, on the 6th day 1,000, on the 8th day 10,000…

On the last day of the month 1,000,000,000,000,000 people get sent it. That’s one million billion. Now out of the 6 billion people on the planet I, guess maybe 2 billion at most have e-mail, which is a lot less (half a million times less) one million billion. So there must be a lot of repition happening. In fact the average person will get half a million copies of the e-mail that day. That;s enough to overload even a G-mail account. I’ll never find the Chirstmas e-mail from my mum.

Brian

immediately delete. don’t even read them

the bad luck thing is not true. these things prey on people’s insecurities and fear of the supernatural.

again, do not play the game. it is a sick game. delete. don’t read them.

I am surprised you didn’t know this already. Where you been? These things have been doing on for ages, first in print, now by email.

Delete them all, without replying. And DO NOT forward them, no.

There are some good deals out there, though. For instance, I got my degree from Viagra University of Nigeria. With no work!

If the letter is a physical material letter you got in the mail , also, same rules apply. Throw in garbage immediately. Do send any money to anyone. Stop this nonsense in its track. No bad luck will follow. Be strong and throw it away. Now!

On the other hand, I have a bridge for sale that you might be interested in…

Can I get a Masters of Bullshit from them?

Thank you, Saint Jude!

(If you pray to Saint Jude about some hopeless cause, and it turns out okay, then you have to publish your thank-you ten times, or something like that.)

Some chain letters are amusing, but most are just a complete waste of anything tangible. :loco:

[quote=“Namahottie”]I just got my very first chain letter…I heard that if you don’t do something with it, you will have bad luck. Sounds stupid, but somethings you just don’t question… Anyone ever do anything with a chain letter? Or what’s the story/deal behind them…

If you make fun of this post, at least have a point also. :s :astonished:[/quote]

I tend to wear them round my neck. They make nifty little necklaces.
Sorry, I don’t have a point.

I like sending them to people I don’t like…then that way, not only do I get my good luck, but I make them have to work to not get bad luck themselves (plus, I don’t alienate people I do like with them).

Congratulations! You have received the ticket to riches. My uncle followed the directions exactly, and he got 160,000 in his PayPal account within 4 days. To every blessing there comes a warning. Upon reading this chain letter, you will have extremely bad luck if you don’t follow exactly these instructions. If you do follow them, you will be very rich, because of the laws of exponential growth. Follow the directions very carefully.

Here is the list of four:

www.good-ear.com
charity.com
twocs

Now what you need to do, right away, is send one US dollar to the name you see at the bottom of the list by PayPal. If you don’t very bad luck will happen very soon. Your windows might get stuck open, just like happened to sandman’s sister.

Next, you need to erase the first name on the list. Write your name below the other three names on the list. Don’t try to be silly and put your name at the top of the list. If you want to reap the rewards, you need to wait. Then send this email to 20 of your friends. The more people you send it to, the more money you will receive from PayPal. Don’t fail to do this within 24 hours!

What’s MaopaoSquid’s address???