Game- news jukebox

OK- the premise (taken an old radio show I used to listen to back home)

I take a news story from around the world and we have to come up with a song title that perfectly illustrates the story.

For example Paris Hilton got a few days in prison… a funny song would be “Its a hard life” by Queen.

Today’s story is
" Fifth human foot found in Canada"
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7458468.stm
Go go go!

Footloose

That’s going to be hard to beat.

“Five Feet High and Rising” by Johnny Cash

Six Feet Under

Okay, since mine was obviously the best and most funniest and Big Fluffy’s wasn’t even a song, I’ll go next.

Russian spa opens monument to the enema

"Don’t it Make My Brown Eye Blue- Crystal Gayle