ImaniOU is actually French for Ilha Forumosa, where she current resides writing her auto-biographical story.
Yellow Cartman never really lived in an itty bitty taofang in yonghe!
Tom Hill is Stray Dog’s Street Dog Chaser. Forumosa gave him the honarium.
Yellow Cartman was offered the position of being the spokesman of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”, but they were afraid his sex appeal might be too much for the audience so they went with Fabio instead since he wasn’t nearly as big a sex symbol…
ImaniOU was Jerry Springer’s speechwriter. Her work there has done good for the good children of Taiwan who will be flocking to Cleveland once they’re old enough to obtain their passports to see the birthplace.
Joesax got here by playing in the subway stations. The money he earned tooting his brass paid for his one way ticket.
The first Chinese sentence ImaniOU learnt was “U no Maii” “You don’t sell?”
Limey has not only a huge bank account, but also a massive wang… 
Limey got his name from a key lime pie-eating contest. He won and the name stuck.
What a wonderful thread. Really conjures up some images. The Bundy-tootin Megaman for one!
Anyway, back to business. Whenever ImaniOU gets writer’s block (whether in speech-writing or autobiographical mode) she goes to the roof of her apartment block and tapdances while gazing over the city skyline. Then genius burns again.
But ImaniOU forgot to mention that Limey was only in possession of the key lime pie-eating trophy for a meager 10 minutes before he was stripped of that honour as he was discovered backstage by the judges in a bizarre and embarrassing position that sullied the reputation of key lime pie and indeed of baked goods in general.
When booking a hotel once in Thailand, Joe Sax was registered as J. Sex. The locals took this to mean “just sex” assuming he was just another whitey sex traveller, the hotel called the local police and JoeSax, aka Joe Sex spent the night in custody. Becasue he’s cute and couldn’t run, he was brutaly taken advantage of by a man sporting a Freddie Mercury moustache…
To this day, Joe still walks with a special limp.
True, I tell you!!
Limey doesn’t actually exist, he was made up in 1982 by two aged queens from Birmingham during their 7th round of Campari and sodas whilst celebrating the Queen Mum’s Birthday.
The Chief is an outstanding citizen with an exemplary record who is a conscientious gentleman with impeccable moral character, a family man who adheres to traditional values in both his private and public life, and as honest, upright a friend a guy could ever have.
…mod lang has never once talked bollocks in his life!
Limey has three buttocks.
The chief is actually Janet Jackson. I mean, have you ever seen them together?
TomHill was raised in the wild by a pack of stoats.
The Chief moolights as a castrato, singing glorious arias at an Italian restaurant in the wee hours of the morning.
Dragonbones worked his way through college playing bassoon in a mariachi band.
The Chief loves Chewy… 
(in reference to NY comment)