I’ve found some on the web, but does anyone have any personal recommendations? Something small and quiet would suit.
Last year’s hotel was full of shouting Taiwanese and their “ke ai” children.
Damn, we even saw one HK family smuggling a durian into their room, despite the “no durian” signs everywhere. You bet I reported them.
This time we want gay only.
Not gay but small, cheap, convenient and very clean, with a fantastic breakfast place/diner just outside the front door. No balconies on the rooms but sofas and tables on nice leafy verandahs on each floor. EXCELLENT budget accomodation; we went back a second time just because the linen was SO white!
phuket-hotels.com/patong/283.htm
I’m really quite sure that it’s not worth paying the extra for a totally gay hotel in Phuket - while there are sumptuous rooms and service at places like the Monte Carlo - and young men for hire at other establishments - don’t you find most gay Thai guys just as immature and annoying as children anyway? 
Is there a hotel I can find in Phuket for fat, balding, middle-aged Western men with nose hair, looking to pick up underage teenage Thai prostitutes?
Please advise if you know of any hotel that services such people.
Two Chinese Years ago we stayed at a little place called the Rendezvous Inn. It was very nice, modern and clean and run by a friendy Frenchmen. No noise at all at night, in fact no staff around, they give you a key to get in and out. Located right in the gay roundabout where all the bars are. We took the standard room which let for 700 baht. It is a bit small but not tiny and after seeing what the other hotels offered for 1,000 baht and up, we thought the best deal you could get in that area.
Here is the info:
Rendezvous Inn
143/14-15 Rat-u-thit Rd (Soi 1 Paradise Complex), Patong Beach
Phone: (0) 7634 - 2433 Fax: (0) 7634 - 2033
Website: boontarika.com/hotel.htm
Thanks so much for the suggestions. My only concern about staying in Paradise Village is the noise - I remember the bars keep going till at least 1 a.m.
I believe most hotels in Thailand cater to this ilk.
Remember, prostitution plays a part in a tourism industry that,