George Bush, Hu Jin Tao, and Chen Shui Bian were called in by God… God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world… Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days… They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses and tell their family and colleagues what was happening… God did tell them though, that no matter what they did he was “not” changing his mind…
George Bush went in and told his wife, “I have good news and bad news for you… First the good news, there “is” a God… The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days.” Hu Jin Tao went back and told his wife, “I have bad news and terrible news… The first is that there “is” a God… The second is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days.” Chen Shui Bian went back and told his wife, "I have good news and fantastic news… First, God thinks I am one of the three most important people in the world… Secondly, we don’t have to explain what we did with all the stolen money anymore!..
