What is that?
A novel place to store your phone.
HG
My guess is a woman mastubating with a cell phone and it got lost?
Link to story in the Australian Marsupial Times http://www.smh.com.au/news/phones–pdas/pass-the-phone-amigo/2006/09/09/1157222362436.html
This is the sort of thing that passes for news in the Oz media.
Kevin Bloody Wilson had a great song about that.
He was upset with the phone company and kept threatening to “Stick that f%king phone up your f%king arse” before finally reaching breaking point and taking the phone around and telling the lady in question to brace herself because the phone was coming around.
You’re up late there mr man of steel, er, iron. I know I’ve got no life (besides hiking and it’s raining this weekend) but you?
Hey, I’m working on a new design project and worrying my way through the night. It happens and the end might justify the sleepless nights.
Hiking today? Energy expenditure and nature? I’m doing innner city and calorie intake. I miss the hikes though and will come back at some point.
I’m doing innner city and calorie intake.[/quote]
Don’t forget beautiful women, handsome men, and razor’s edge-type mental stimulation.
I’m shooting up heroin and listening to the rain. Sundays are great aren’t they?
It always seems to be raining on Sundays. Need coffee but the paradox with coffee is that you have to operate machinery in order to get it.
You could vary your Sunday-impending-Monday gloom by shoving your phone up your arse. It’s also less likely to be left in a Taipei taxi that way, no matter how blattered you get.
HG
You could vary your Sunday-impending-Monday gloom by shoving your phone up your arse. It’s also less likely to be left in a Taipei taxi that way, no matter how blattered you get.
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Set the phone to vibrate prior to insertion so you’ll know when calls are coming in. If you really could talk out of your arse you’d be set with hands operation as well.
Would one of those wireless earphone microphone thingees pick up from a phone in your arse? If so, we’ve solved Lord Lucan’s disappearing phone problem. Well, I guess he could still lose it, but one imagines not without some considerable discomfort.
HG
[quote=“Huang Guang Chen”]Would one of those wireless earphone microphone thingees pick up from a phone in your arse? If so, we’ve solved Lord Lucan’s disappearing phone problem. Well, I guess he could still lose it, but one imagines not without some considerable discomfort.
HG[/quote]
Except for when he shits himself when the taxi driver with whom he’s having a punchup calls all his mates on the radio.
Back to square one.
Ah yes, but sometimes the upside to life is measured in small increments; at least the resale value of said phone would be somewhat diminished.
HG
[quote=“Huang Guang Chen”]Would one of those wireless earphone microphone thingees pick up from a phone in your arse? If so, we’ve solved Lord Lucan’s disappearing phone problem. Well, I guess he could still lose it, but one imagines not without some considerable discomfort.
HG[/quote]
I was concerned about that as well. Bluetooth would be the answer. One thing stuck in your ear and another stuck up your arse.
This should be in technology so other people can find solutions when their phone ends up in their arse due to circumstances beyond their control, or is it just LL?.
I guess phone charging is the next problem though.