Girlfriend put ketchup on her salad, should I break-up?

In truth, my girlfriend is Taiwanese and did put ketchup on her salad. But she did not watch the Steven Seagal movie - that would have been unacceptable. I think ketchup on anything besides fries is gag-a-lishish. I agree: hotdogs + mustard = good.

Ketsup in fried rice is yummy!! You guys should give it a try before you start gagging.

Come on! I have a friend who swears that the following hotdog recipe is simply scrumptous: Weiner on a bun, topped with mashed potatoes and melted cheese. Then again, this is my gay friend, Mark, whose retirement plan is to open hotdog/roasted peanut stands in Rehobeth Beach, Delaware, Fire Island, New York and Provincetown, Massachusetts, and call them Weiners and Nutz!

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If I were the OP, I’d seriously consider any and all advice from Buttercup and Tash. Both have established long records at Forumosa of dealing successfully with culture incompatibility issues like the one the OP describes. And Ironlady, good point. I’m disappointed the OP hasn’t answered your question. How can we make any kind of judgment or give a complete analysis of the situation without the answer to this key question?!

Bodo

My mother wants to know what kind of salad your girlfriend put the ketchup on. She says this depends.

Last week I saw a Polish guy put Ketchup on his pizza. I was gonna leave the room, but he had fitted three radiators, and painted an entire flat (that’s right, I said Flat, not apartment you b£stards you) in two hours, and you can’t beat that for labour.

I saw Steven Seagal last week, and he bowed before me and made a prayer sign thingy. I said to him, aren’t you that guy who did loads of coke and married the woman from ‘Weird Science.’ He agreed that he had indeed boinked Kelly Le Broc and after some high 5’s I told him he was a twat to dump her. Then I round house kicked him. He still said ‘Namaste’ which is proof that drugs send you bonkers.

Ketchup on salad. Ask her ‘Why?’ Does she put corn in her coffee?

Hey Brtiney Spears has cut her hair off. This is the top news story on the BBC World Service News. The BBC gets about 60 billion quid a year from the licence payer and this is the best they can come up with. CNN shits all over the BBC. How did that happen?

Dry and sunny in Nairobi. Phew!

[quote=“Lord Lucan”]Hey Brtiney Spears has cut her hair off. This is the top news story on the BBC World Service News. The BBC gets about 60 billion quid a year from the licence payer and this is the best they can come up with. CNN shits all over the BBC. How did that happen?

Dry and sunny in Nairobi. Phew![/quote]

Hey Britney cutting her hair IS big news. Bigger than Preston VS Man City, or the fact that Take That didn’t refer to Robbie in their Brit award speech, or that Hugh Grant split from Imran Khan’s wife Pajama Khan. Or that Jade is in re-hab, or that the dude from Radio 4, Sheridan Morley died. Or than Lineker thinks Carrick is underrated.

(Dragonbones, any idea about any of that?)

Question is: Did Sean Preston (the son) like the new hair do? Or should that be in the present tense?

And has anyone seen Steven Seagull in concert? He is a blues musician now… “Yes, Bart’s a tutor now. Toot on son, toot on.”

[quote=“Bodo”] I’m disappointed the OP hasn’t answered your question. How can we make any kind of judgment or give a complete analysis of the situation without the answer to this key question?!
Bodo[/quote]

The ketchup was Kagome - made in Taiwan baby!
See their website(kagome.com.tw/) for ingredients, history, products info, and ketchup pornography for people with that fetish.

I usually try to stick with products I know I can trust. Like this one.

Ay! Eat Mafia brand foods or we break your legs!

[quote=“Groo”][quote=“Bodo”] I’m disappointed the OP hasn’t answered your question. How can we make any kind of judgment or give a complete analysis of the situation without the answer to this key question?!
Bodo[/quote]

The ketchup was Kagome - made in Taiwan baby!
See their website(kagome.com.tw/) for ingredients, history, products info, and ketchup pornography for people with that fetish.

I usually try to stick with products I know I can trust. Like this one.

Ay! Eat Mafia brand foods or we break your legs![/quote]

Yeah, and if a mafia member were caught eating that, they’d probably get whacked.

I think she should break up with you for calling it ketchup

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Now, don’t you feel better?

[quote=“j99l88e77”]OP, the answer to your problem is here:

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It’s GREAT that you’re spamming every thread with this!!! ̛It’s SUPER-funny!!! (or would be if it loaded, I’m sure)

No, I’ve decided, I’d never let her go. She’s my better half, how could I?

C’mon, the scots fry mars bars, you should be happy!

I don’t know. I had friends threatening to dump me for putting ketchup on my loaded potato skins and my mother told me I wasn’t her kid because I put ketchup on my scrambled eggs (I like it when the eggs also get a little maple syrup on them and my pancakes get a little ketchup…actually, I like all my food to mix up). I don’t care for ketchup with my French fries, but if someone put it on a salad in front of me, I’d have to punch them for ruining my appetite. That’s just gross.

the Chuck Norris photo I bow to would kick both our asses for the disrespect.

the Chuck Norris photo I bow to would kick both our asses for the disrespect.[/quote]

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