Funk500 has no money and loads of time.
Can someone give him an old car or a scooter or something he can fix up please?
Or better still, anyone got any paid work for him…?
Scooter I got. (Seized brake, flat batt, hasn’t been used for six months.) Tools and space to work too. In fact, a house full of jobs. And a dog to walk, hug and talk to. All within 10 minutes of Funk’s new abode.
He would be better off finding more work tho’.