Go on a Blind Date then get stuck in Lockdown with date

I have several more dating anecdotes.

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Hopefully cheerful ones.

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Video unavailable - but it is quite sad

Should work on youtube if you follow the link. Clearly you’ve seen it before though :slight_smile:

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Gender fluid.

It was time to pay the bill. Back to being a girl.

Mmmmm. Gender fluids.

Good husband, but when dating I guess you want more.

Even the red one?

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She slags his cooking too, after he offered to cook for her.

Dump this toxic woman! :rant:

Guy

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I can’t understand what he is saying, so I missed the punchline. :idunno:

:ring:
:wedding:

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an online apple trader

She had a pretty interesting answer to “so what do you do for a living?”

She can also state: I bitched about a man’s cooking after he made food for me, and then I married him.

Guy

Wasn’t that the other one?

Wait there are two of these dramas running parallel? :rofl:

Guy

There are a lot of people being put under house arrest in China right now. Inevitably a few of them will eventually shrug and say, “well, no idea who you are, but I guess we might as well get married since we’re going to be locked up for all eternity”.

The chinese government is going to get ideas. We lock people up together. We don’t give them condoms. Baby boom in nine months. Population decline solved.

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I wonder how many nights it took for him to get the courage to do the “shocker” :laughing: :laughing:

Plus a whole bunch of babies born into imprisonment. They’ll just accept it as normal.

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