"Going to the gym is a sign of being gay"

Says a Malaysian news paper giving a check list of signs to spots gay and lesbians.

https://www.rt.com/news/418612-malaysia-gay-detector-list/

He probably did extensive… “research” in the field himself.

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I added quotation marks in the title.

Is this thread a sign of something? :thinking:
@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

But of what? :thinking: :thinking: :thinking:

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: We can change our lives. We can do, have, and be exactly what we wish. — Tony Robbins

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Discolord has spoken. :slight_smile:

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Not only may I be gay but it doesn’t sound that bad according to that article and am pretty pumped to try out the “as a gay man” line.

I’m sort of relieved that the entire gay sex thing needn’t be involved.

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The science is in. Here’s his primary source.
https://youtu.be/t7Vebe--uOw

…“their eyes light up when they see a handsome slice of beefcake.”

Thanks for pointing that out, Imam Obvious.

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Hang on, I thought wearing a beard is a devout-Muslim thing?

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If only that was the case.

Written by a scrawny dude who can only grow chin pubes.

He probably just likes his men clean-shaven.

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He forgot the real way. The eyebrows