Good food... (judging from Taiwanese TV ads)

Good food usually:

  • is slurped up violently while partially dangling from your mouth
  • remains partially on your face until licked off
  • makes you take a deep breath, hold it, face towards the sky, give a giant smile and then release breath loudly
  • transforms into a cartoon version of whatever animal you are eating, and interacts with some part of your digestive organs
  • dislodges waste from your intestines
  • gives you clear skin

You forgot …

  • prevents cancer

Should only be eaten with your mouth wide open, so everyone can see the deliciousness…