Good food usually:
- is slurped up violently while partially dangling from your mouth
- remains partially on your face until licked off
- makes you take a deep breath, hold it, face towards the sky, give a giant smile and then release breath loudly
- transforms into a cartoon version of whatever animal you are eating, and interacts with some part of your digestive organs
- dislodges waste from your intestines
- gives you clear skin