Goodbye Sir Don, Bu is back!

I want to be Bu Lai En again.

Some of you know that I used to post under the name Bu Lai En, then when I got married, I quit Forumosa (then Oriented) vowing never to return. However I thought it useful to post my experiences of the legal aspects of getting married. So I reincarnated as Sir Donald Bradman on what was then Segue, but only to occassionally post useful information on a few topics. :? Well that worked. :wink: So a year has gone by, I regret changing my ID and want to go back to being Boddhisatva Bu Lai En. Sir Donald Bradman has had a good innings (as they say) but itā€™s time to lay down the bat and retire. Bu is back.

Any PMs for me (or Guanxi transfers of course :wink: ) should go to Bu Lai En.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Brian

This is the new (old) me.

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Brian

Have you been drinking with Boss Hogg / Bassman?

I am a newbie here. Could someone explain this all to me?

And why has everyone been ragging on that formosa guy all the time? it looks like he is a dumb yet harmless prankster who doesnā€™t know which way the wind is blowing, and most of his posts that I quickly skimmed, seemed over top, as if his elevator doesnā€™t go all the way to the top, as we say back in Miami, but he was funny most of the time.

He seems to have been quiet this weekend again. Maybe he canā€™t take the heat. Itā€™s like my old man used to say, if you canā€™t take the heat, get out of the kitchen. Or was that Forrest Gump?

Brian Bu En Lai, I have no idea what your post is about, but nice to meet you. Are posters allowed to change their names on this here forum?

[quote=ā€œwinterā€]I am a newbie here. Could someone explain this all to me?[/quote]Explain all of forumosa to you ? :shock:
As he said, Bu Lai En (ewwwā€¦ yukky name) quit Forumosa a long time ago never to return. But came back a few times as Sir Donald Bradman to make the occaisional post, 1000 posts later he wants to go back to Bu Lai En (ewwā€¦ still so unnatural to type) :unamused:

[quote]And why has everyone been ragging on that formosa guy all the time? it looks like he is a dumb yet harmless prankster who doesnā€™t know which way the wind is blowing, and most of his posts that I quickly skimmed, seemed over top, as if his elevator doesnā€™t go all the way to the top, as we say back in Miami, but he was funny most of the time. [/quote]Yeah, heā€™s alright, I had a go at him once which I regret :blush: He comments on this forum on a varity of subjects, which is more than some people I can mention. Most famous for being conviced weā€™re all going to die from SARS (sorry, formy)

[quote]He seems to have been quiet this weekend again. Maybe he canā€™t take the heat. Itā€™s like my old man used to say, if you canā€™t take the heat, get out of the kitchen. Or was that Forrest Gump?[/quote]no, that was your dad

[quote]Brian Bu En Lai, I have no idea what your post is about, but nice to meet you. Are posters allowed to change their names on this here forum?[/quote]You can, but it costs 1000 guanxi, youā€™ve got 7 :slight_smile:

Fluffy lovely,
Love the new avatar!

formosa is a schnook, but an endearing one.
He was naughty and was grounded for 48 hours.

Sir Donald Bradman has retired from cricket and Forumosa.
Fredericka Bimmel is alive and well although Jame Gumm carved bits of her skin off.

According to Ms Alien

ā€¦formosa is a schnook, but an endearing one.
He was naughty and was grounded for 48 hours. ā€¦

If formosa is truly an endearing schnook then he is okay in my book. But he does seem to get on a lot of peopleā€™s nerves here. If he was grounded for a few days, then that explains his silence over the weekend. i hope he comes back online because, being new here, I rather enjoyed his nasty chats, although I havenā€™t been here long enough to know him well. Endearing is okay. Come back, little guy!

And if i want to change my name, how do i get more kwanshee? can anybody loan me some. Winter probably isnā€™t the best name for a subtropical island. When I learn more Chinese, I will adopt a Ch. name. Like Small Blackie.

[quote=ā€œwinterā€]According to Ms Alien

ā€¦formosa is a schnook, but an endearing one.
He was naughty and was grounded for 48 hours. ā€¦

If formosa is truly an endearing schnook then he is okay in my book. But he does seem to get on a lot of peopleā€™s nerves here. If he was grounded for a few days, then that explains his silence over the weekend. I hope he comes back online because, being new here, I rather enjoyed his nasty chats, although I havenā€™t been here long enough to know him well. Endearing is okay. Come back, little guy!

And if I want to change my name, how do I get more kwanshee? can anybody loan me some. Winter probably isnā€™t the best name for a subtropical island. When I learn more Chinese, I will adopt a Ch. name. Like Small Blackie.[/quote]

You want to borrow 985 Guanxi Dollars? Iā€™ll make you an offer you canā€™t refuseā€¦1GD:1USD Howā€™s that sound? Remember, not only are you coming to a sub-tropical island, but you are from Miamiā€¦you donā€™t want to confuse us too much this early on in the gameā€¦be a real good investment I thinkā€¦ :wink:

Or you could just start over for free.

Something funny is going on here with this one.

You seem to have a suspiciously keen interest in formosa. If legit, then check out some of his old posts here.

For someone who says they donā€™t know Chinese, why did you use Wade-Giles to misspell guanxi as ā€œkwansheeā€ when at the top of every page of this site it is spelled GUANXI.

It cost G$1000 to change a name. As you probably know, you get guanxi by making posts. G$1 for a reply and G$2 for starting a new thread. Formosa drives everybody crazy by going occasionally going on an extended spree of starting a bunch of meaningless new posts day after day. DO NOT DO THAT! But I see you have already made 16 posts in the 3 days since you joined. That is very formosa-like.

Are you trolling or what?

I think winter is formosa. The writing style is similar, the profile is a joke and the poster display way too much knowledge about life here for someone who keeps saying over and over that he is a newbie to Taiwan.

But then you get another dead identity on the board. Letā€™s try to avoid that.

Alien, your avatar had (and still has) me cracking up.

HEY Winter,

Love the IP address!

I will say it once and I will say it twice: I am not formosa. Formosa was suspended from school for two days for Miss Behavinā€™

Winter is a good olā€™ boy and never Miss Behaves. If you donā€™t believe me, follow this thread for a coupla weeks and you will see.

Itā€™s like my mum used to say, and she came from Britain as a young girl, watcha see is watcha get.

Now can we please get back to the discussion at hand? !!!

By the way, I can safely say that there are some pretty smart cookies on this chat room, among them Mr Ni. But to compare moi, with that two cents toi, Mr For Me Osa, no way I say Jose!

Formosa is one of the few posters that regularly makes me laugh out loud. I like that stream of consciousness style. Keep on truckinā€™, big F.

Once again, winter.

LOVE the IP addressā€¦:wink:

And Alien, dear, when does formosa get his wings again? Sitting in the principalā€™s office for two days under suspension is pretty heavy. I have, I mean, HE has already rolled 10,000 spitballs and plans more. The principal, Mr. Chen A-Beapple is getting angry! Let formosa go, let formosa go!

Come on, everybody, start chanting! SET HIM FREE! (or conversely, SET HIM ON FIRE!)

I thought formosa was off suspension by now. Ask Maoman!

Formosa, what exactly did you do to receive such treatment? Were you using naughty language again?

No, I took some words off a post that had proven offensive to some people, not the language, just the entire subject and post, they almost choked reading it, so in order to make life easier and more convenient for them, I removed most of the entire post from the original post, so they could breathe easier. The result is that I was put in the NO PLAY ROOM for two days and I still canā€™t log on.

I deserved it. What I did was a NON NO and I hope others learn from my example. I for one have learned my lesson, in an endearing way.

When I do return, if ever, I shall return as myself, and i swear on a Swear brassiere or soutiens gorge as they say in my home country of Dade-Montreal, to be nice again and forever. I can do it. I will pre-read everything i paste in order to make sure it fits the rules and regs.

you win some you lose some, i figgure, and whoā€™s counting? anyway, winterā€™s coming, i just wanted to be prepared. I might even keep this moniker for a while and retire formosa into the junk heap of Forumosa/Oriented/Segue/Gus/Christine historyā€¦

winter=formosa
The coin finally drops for the Wolfling. :unamused:

ā€œI may be dumb, but Iā€™m ugly.ā€

Oh, thatā€™s just great. Like those sports teams that change logos so you have to buy a new jersey and hat and everything else. What the hell am I going to do now with my formosa coffee mug, my formosa sleeveless shirt and my formosa toilet seat cover?