Goodbye! :-)

I’m off. I just got this email:

[quote]The National Lottery
P O Box 1010
Liverpool, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
2nd january 2007.

WINNING NOTIFICATION:draw (#1007)

We happily announce to you the draw (#1007) of the UKNATIONAL
LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes International program held on 1st of january
2006.Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545188
with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 03 10 13 22 31 33
15(bonusno.),which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category
i.e match 5 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to claim a total
sum of £250,000 (Two hundred and fifty thousand poundssterling) in cash
credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.

This is from a total cash prize of £1,000,000 shared amongst the first
four (4) lucky winners in this category i.e Match 5 plus bonus.All
participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide
Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over
100,000unions,associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online.
This promotion takes place weekly.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European
booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play
coupon.In view of this, your £250,000 (Two hundred and fifty thousand
pounds sterling) would be released to you by any of our payment offices in
Europe. Our European agent will immediately commence the process to
facilitate the release of your funds as soon as youcontact him.

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information
confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you
in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.This is part of our
precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of
this program. Please be warned.

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:

Mr.Cole Henry
Email:claimsagentcole_7@yahoo.co.uk
Tel:+447011135566

Goodluck from me and members of staff of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.
CLAIMS VERIFICATION FORM

FULL NAMES:________________________________________
NATIONALITY:____________________________________________
AGE________________________________________
SEX:________________________
MARITAL STATUS:____________
CONTACT ADDRESS:_____________________________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER:__________________
OCCUPATION:________________________________
WINNING E-MAIL ADDRESS:_____________________________
WINNING NUMBERS:________________________________________
TOTAL AMOUNT WON:________________________________________

Yours faithfully,
Mr Cole Henry
Online coordinator for UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,
Sweepstakes International Program.
Open 7 days 8am-11pm[/quote]

I’m absolutely over the moon and looking forward to my new life.

Thank you for everyone who ever supported me. I will think of you when I’m sipping cocktails on the Costa del Sol. :sunglasses:

Yeah, you’ve always been a bit off. What’s yer point? :stuck_out_tongue:

Big deal. He’ll just spend it on dog biscuits. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

[i]"A British national was kidnapped this morning when criminal gangs learned that he had one the lottery yesterday.
The gang are believed to have sneaked into the lottery winners address between the hours of 3am and 4am this morning, although the number of kidnapers participating in the kidnapping is not yet clear.
Witnesses to the event state that they were awoken in the early hours when many of the winner’s 719 dogs started barking, prompting them to check on the owner’s address. After knocking on the door for several minutes, neighbours alerted the police.

Shortly afterwards, a ransom demand was made by telephone by the criminals. Police say they are following a lead."[/i]

Sorry. Couldn’t help it.

[quote=“Stray Dog”]I’m off. I just got this email:

[quote]The National Lottery
P O Box 1010
Liverpool, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
2nd january 2007.

WINNING NOTIFICATION:draw (#1007)

We happily announce to you the draw (#1007) of the UKNATIONAL
LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes International program held on 1st of january
2006.Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545188
with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 03 10 13 22 31 33
15(bonusno.),which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category
i.e match 5 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to claim a total
sum of £250,000 (Two hundred and fifty thousand poundssterling) in cash
credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.

This is from a total cash prize of £1,000,000 shared amongst the first
four (4) lucky winners in this category i.e Match 5 plus bonus.All
participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide
Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over
100,000unions,associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online.
This promotion takes place weekly.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European
booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play
coupon.In view of this, your £250,000 (Two hundred and fifty thousand
pounds sterling) would be released to you by any of our payment offices in
Europe. Our European agent will immediately commence the process to
facilitate the release of your funds as soon as youcontact him.

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information
confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you
in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.This is part of our
precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of
this program. Please be warned.

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:

Mr.Cole Henry
Email:claimsagentcole_7@yahoo.co.uk
Tel:+447011135566

Goodluck from me and members of staff of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.
CLAIMS VERIFICATION FORM

FULL NAMES:________________________________________
NATIONALITY:____________________________________________
AGE________________________________________
SEX:________________________
MARITAL STATUS:____________
CONTACT ADDRESS:_____________________________________
TELEPHONE NUMBER:__________________
OCCUPATION:________________________________
WINNING E-MAIL ADDRESS:_____________________________
WINNING NUMBERS:________________________________________
TOTAL AMOUNT WON:________________________________________

Yours faithfully,
Mr Cole Henry
Online coordinator for UK NATIONAL LOTTERY,
Sweepstakes International Program.
Open 7 days 8am-11pm[/quote]

I’m absolutely over the moon and looking forward to my new life.

Thank you for everyone who ever supported me. I will think of you when I’m sipping cocktails on the Costa del Sol. :sunglasses:[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHA CONGRATS FOR FALLING FOR THE LATEST NIGERIAN SCAM !!!

What an amazing coincidence, Stray! I’ve won exactly the same prize!

I’ve telephoned Mr. Cole Henry, who told me he picked up his exotic accent during twenty years he spent as a senior administrator in one of our African colonies. He’s actually the grandson of Lord Harrods, and has been knighted for his services to the British Empire!

Sir Cole has told me that I need to pay UN withholding tax of 15% of my winnings, but will be able to claim a refund when I file my next tax return. Because it’s a special international tax, I can even claim the refund from the tax authorities in Taiwan! I’m not very good with currencies, but he explained that 15% of £250,000 is just 190,000 euros, so I’ll be off to wire him the money as soon as my bank opens this morning.

See you in the Costa del Sol, and the first round of cocktails is on me!

You lucky bastards!!

One day I’ll be me, you’ll see!

[quote=“Omniloquacious”]What an amazing coincidence, Stray! I’ve won exactly the same prize!

I’ve telephoned Mr. Cole Henry, who told me he picked up his exotic accent during twenty years he spent as a senior administrator in one of our African colonies. He’s actually the grandson of Lord Harrods, and has been knighted for his services to the British Empire!

Sir Cole has told me that I need to pay UN withholding tax of 15% of my winnings, but will be able to claim a refund when I file my next tax return. Because it’s a special international tax, I can even claim the refund from the tax authorities in Taiwan! I’m not very good with currencies, but he explained that 15% of £250,000 is just 190,000 euros, so I’ll be off to wire him the money as soon as my bank opens this morning.

See you in the Costa del Sol, and the first round of cocktails is on me![/quote]

:smiling_imp: :notworthy: :notworthy:

i especially LOVE the part where you can claim the return from the Taiwanese Tax authorities. Very good luck with THAT ONE !!!

[quote=“irishstu”]You lucky bastards!!

One day I’ll be me, you’ll see![/quote]

But you are already you :s

[quote=“Funk500”][quote=“irishstu”]You lucky bastards!!

One day I’ll be me, you’ll see![/quote]

But you are already you :s[/quote]

Yeah, well, erm…

…AT LEAST I DON’T SMELL!!

I seem to remember you saying that if you won the lotto you would buy me a set of NeiNeis so people would quit calling me “Sir”.

:laughing:
Highly unlikely that that’s happening to YOU! But you’re funny. :laughing:

[quote=“tommy525”] :smiling_imp: :notworthy: :notworthy:

i especially LOVE the part where you can claim the return from the Taiwanese Tax authorities. Very good luck with THAT ONE !!![/quote]

[quote=“tommy525 again”] :smiling_imp: :notworthy: :notworthy:

i especially LOVE the part where you can claim the return from the Taiwanese Tax authorities. Very good luck with THAT ONE !!![/quote]

[quote=“tommy525 then again”] :smiling_imp: :notworthy: :notworthy:

i especially LOVE the part where you can claim the return from the Taiwanese Tax authorities. Very good luck with THAT ONE !!![/quote]

Wow. You must really be lovin’ it!

[quote=“Omniloquacious”]What an amazing coincidence, Stray! I’ve won exactly the same prize!

I’ve telephoned Mr. Cole Henry, who told me he picked up his exotic accent during twenty years he spent as a senior administrator in one of our African colonies. He’s actually the grandson of Lord Harrods, and has been knighted for his services to the British Empire!

Sir Cole has told me that I need to pay UN withholding tax of 15% of my winnings, but will be able to claim a refund when I file my next tax return. Because it’s a special international tax, I can even claim the refund from the tax authorities in Taiwan! I’m not very good with currencies, but he explained that 15% of £250,000 is just 190,000 euros, so I’ll be off to wire him the money as soon as my bank opens this morning.

See you in the Costa del Sol, and the first round of cocktails is on me![/quote]

Amazing! See you on the sand!

Did you really call? I couldn’t get that number to work, and emailed and told Cole so, but all I got was a brief reply in caps telling me to fill out the form. :laughing:

I’m guessing there’s only one prize and so I’m going to make sure I get it before you do. I’m going to fill out the form as best I can and see what happens (all fake info, of course).

Anyone got any ideas for turning this around on ‘Mr Cole’?

:slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Let me see, OK. :wink:

[quote=“Stray Dog”]
Anyone got any ideas for turning this around on ‘Mr Cole’?

:slight_smile: :slight_smile:[/quote]

419eater.com/ enjoy the tips and stories galore!

[quote=“Funk500”][quote=“Stray Dog”]
Anyone got any ideas for turning this around on ‘Mr Cole’?

:slight_smile: :slight_smile:[/quote]

419eater.com/ enjoy the tips and stories galore![/quote]

Ha! THIS one’s a cracker! (and ongoing…)
419eater.com/html/bigman.htm

[quote=“irishstu”]Ha! THIS one’s a cracker! (and ongoing…)
419eater.com/html/bigman.htm[/quote]

That’s hilarious. Obo might be a great employee if one could channel his creativity and intense drive and perseverence to a productive pursuit.

Untill now, I collected the amount of 124.500.500 million US by replying to all those people who wanted me to help them. I made once mistake while sleeping with the wife of a notarious African warhead.
As therefore I will be killed soon by the army of this rebellion leader Mogabe Tsebaku of Waga- Doogo, I need to prepare my last will. Time is short. To whom of forumosa would I let my fortune?
A part for Stray dog 4 sure helping his 4-feet friends, but who else?

[quote=“Tigerman”][quote=“tommy525”] :smiling_imp: :notworthy: :notworthy:

i especially LOVE the part where you can claim the return from the Taiwanese Tax authorities. Very good luck with THAT ONE !!![/quote]

[quote=“tommy525 again”] :smiling_imp: :notworthy: :notworthy:

i especially LOVE the part where you can claim the return from the Taiwanese Tax authorities. Very good luck with THAT ONE !!![/quote]

[quote=“tommy525 then again”] :smiling_imp: :notworthy: :notworthy:

i especially LOVE the part where you can claim the return from the Taiwanese Tax authorities. Very good luck with THAT ONE !!![/quote]

Wow. You must really be lovin’ it![/quote]

you sir are not only seeing double but you are seeing TRIPLE :slight_smile::):slight_smile:

i only wrote the above ONE TIME in ONE posting (but then this is post quake, so?? who knows what may have happened over there?)