The learned scholars over at the Judicial Yuan actually held an all day conference about a month ago on the topic of:
Is oral sex, sex?
What a great legal seminar topc! I was heartbroken I didn’t get invited. I just get invited to the dull ones about human rights, probable cause and other sleep inducing topics.
The conclusion of the aging hacks that make up the top leval of the Judicial Yuan was oral sex is not sex!
But adultery is still a crime. Go figure.
The whole thing reminds me of the Great Billy (Blowjob) Clinton defense of “it depends on what the meaning of “is”, is”.
And they say Taiwan’s legal system is immature. No…
The proper reference to the Clinton impeachment should be his claim that “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky.” (if you define a blowjob as not meeting the definition of ‘sexual relations’).
Yesh, well, it’s a bit unfortunate to call this a gravedig. Brian is no longer with us. In fact, both the well-known Brian Kennedys of Taiwan are no longer with us.
