[quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”][quote=“Toe Save”][quote=“Big Fluffy Matthew”]“I’ll be back”
“Give me your clothes”
“Come with me if you want to live”[/quote]
Governator?[/quote]But which one ? (bit of a trick question)[/quote]
Total Denial: The Trailer Episode
That must be boogie nights.
Brian
That’s Total Recall. Here’s another good one from that flick:
Sharon Stone’s character: Honey…you can’t kill me…I’m your wife!
Arnie (shoots her): THEN LET’S CALL THIS A DIVORCE!
That’s Total Recall. Here’s another good one from that flick:
Sharon Stone’s character: Honey…you can’t kill me…I’m your wife!
Arnie (shoots her): THEN LET’S CALL THIS A DIVORCE!
Sorry about the double-post. Must be the ganja again. Here’s a tacky one for ya:
A - JESSE, WOULD YOU SAY I HAVE A PLETHORA OF PINATAS?
B - OH YES, EL GUAOPO, YOU HAVE MANY PLETHORAS!
The Dukes of Hazard - The Movie (love that ol’ Uncle Jesse)
“Don’t listen to him Jeff. He’ll make you do bad things.”
“You mean he’ll make me sin?”
“Yes Jeff. Sin.”
“Wow.”
[quote]The Dukes of Hazard - The Movie (love that ol’ Uncle Jesse)
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No banana. Actually I’m not sure I spelled the guy’s name right, but it was something similar to that in Spanish. Here’s a hint:
Bush: La la la la!
Cowboy: Are you the singing bush?
It must be one of these:
[ul]‘Undercover Brother’
‘CB4’
‘I’m Gonna Git You Sucka’[/ul]
Is that from Hollywood Shuffle?
“Look, pull yourself together. Its only a bit of poo.”
[quote=“sandman”]“Look, pull yourself together. Its only a bit of poo.”[/quote]Sounds like something from Monty Python ?
“Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can! Haulin’ that gargantuan cranium about! I’m not kidding, that boy’s head’s like Sputnik – spherical, but quick pointy in parts. [Aside] Well, that was off sides, wasn’t it? He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow!”
^
Look at the size of that boy’s head! … I’m not kidding, that’s like an orange on a toothpick. … That’s a virtual planetoid! Has its own weather system."
^
“Oh I hate the Colonel [Sanders] with his wee beady eye and that smug look on his face. Oh, you’re going to buy my chicken, ooooooh!”
“Dad, how can you hate the colonel?”
[Angrily] “Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smart ass!”
[quote]“Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can! Haulin’ that gargantuan cranium about! I’m not kidding, that boy’s head’s like Sputnik – spherical, but quick pointy in parts. [Aside] Well, that was off sides, wasn’t it? He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow!”
^
Look at the size of that boy’s head! … I’m not kidding, that’s like an orange on a toothpick. … That’s a virtual planetoid! Has its own weather system."
[/quote]
So I married an Axe Murderer. Damn funny movie. “I love the nightlife. I like to boogie”.
Brian
Here’s one from an 80s classic:
“Hey, I’m a reasonable guy. But I’ve just experienced some very unreasonable things.”
"Let’s go do some crimes.
Yeah! Let’s go eat sushi and not pay."
“More legs, ladies. More legs.”
“Wow! Will you look at the size of that thing.”
“What is your name?”
By the way, these are not from pornos. 
“I’m a virgin… I’m just not very good at it.”
I know, I know. This has already been answered…one of my co-workers was browsing the site under my id and posted this not knowing he had to sign in himself…sorry…
“My father’s work was doo doo!”
“A riot is an ugly thing, and once you get one started there is no stopping it short of bloodshed.”
“What knockers!”
“Thank you doctor.”
“Keep close to the candles. The stairway can be treacherous.”
“A riot is an ugly thing, and I think it is just about time that we had one!”
Happy Halloween!