[quote]8. … be seen running stark-naked around the hills of Yangmingshan.
Sandman.
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Running? It’s a moon or two since I ran anywhere. Anyway, it’s Omni that likes to dangle his bits in the country.
[quote=“Alleycat”]9. … vandalize road signs that use Hanyu Pinyin.
Maoman[/quote]
You guys have both got it all wrong. Cranky and I only vandalize the Tongyong signs.
So what’s my prize then, Almas? A frolic up on Yangmingshan with the Forumosan of my choice? That would be an easy choice to make, if she hasn’t already gone back to England.
[quote=“Omniloquacious”]
5. El Tigre, for sure.[/quote]
Nah! I like and admire RR, but I don’t have any posters of anyone, unless you count the very small photo of Jerry Garcia that I have taped onto our ice box.
Alleycat wrote: [quote]Where would one find a truckload of manure? [/quote]
You’re wading through it now mate. Although “manure” usually refers to horse dung I think it’s fine to use it in a broader sense. I know my shit.
Anyway, you blokes did well so here are the answers prematurely.
Which Forumosan is most likely to …
… have a secret underground bunker full of high-powered firearms. [color=darkred]I was thinking of MaPo. (BlueFace666 is also a more than acceptable answer).[/color]
… say “I prefer the term ‘amateur beer taster’” [color=darkred]Alan is right, it’s me. I’ll take Tigerman, but he’s a Pro. Actually, I’ve been on a low-beer diet since I moved to Taipei.[/color]
… use the expression “food chain”.
[color=darkred]One of Ironlady’s favorite expressions when talking about red tape and regs; she often says things like “go higher up the food chain.” I wonder how she is getting on in the U.S.[/color]
…own a poodle.
[color=darkred]I had Closet Queen in mind. Not a sissy perfumed poodle I’m sure, rather a half-poodle, half-bear Alaskan one that makes other dogs his bitch. I didn’t realize Alleycat had one. [/color]
… have a poster of Ronald Reagan. [color=darkred]Yeah, Fred Smith would be the best choice, but there are other possible answers.[/color]
… attend a peace rally.
[[color=darkred]i]Juba, Fox, and I can accept Mother T as an answer.[/i][/color]
… say “Aye, she was a big sweaty lass and she fair squeezed the fooking life out of me.”
[color=darkred]Broon Ale, but it’s easy to imagine Hexuan or Sandy saying it. Or me!![/color]
… be seen running stark-naked around the hills of Yangmingshan.
[color=darkred]Could really only be Omni. From his posts it seems the lad likes to commune with Mother Earth by running around with his dangly bits in the breeze. I hope Muzha Man has put a warning in the new Lonely Planet book for any potential visitors to the park. [/color]
… vandalize road signs that use Hanyu Pinyin.
[color=darkred]Hobart, staunch defender of Taiwanese independence. [/color]
… dump a truckload of manure on the doorsteps of the Taipei Times.
[color=darkred]Wolf, probably helped by Brian Kennedy and Monkey. [/color]
Stop me if I’m wrong, because I was drunk when I first spotted it and hungover the next time, but wasn’t the little dog accompanying Quirky to the Mao nuptuals and the brunch the next day a poodle?
Tesuo wrote [quote]Stop me if I’m wrong, because I was drunk when I first spotted it and hungover the next time, but wasn’t the little dog accompanying Quirky to the Mao nuptuals and the brunch the next day a poodle?[/quote]
My God, it’s worse than I thought. The poodlefication of Forumosa is well underway. What’s happening folks? Did David Beckham get a poodle?