I work there in the technology park. I think the 1210 bus goes from Fuxing 1st into Taipei, I get off somewhere near Yuanshan MRT. Sometimes I take the bus in if I have car issues. What about buying a scooter and selling it when you leave? By car, it only takes me 25 min from Shilin to HwaYa if I go outside of rush hour, even rush hour is doable <35min. Not sure how much a cab would cost, I usually take it to TPE for 600NT.
They are delicious … deep fried. 
[quote=“superking”][quote=“TheGingerMan”][quote=“superking”]I lived near the hospital. I went close to killing myself.
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You wank! Another untold story, we could have hooked up, as I was just down Tom’s Hill in those daze. 
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NO WAY! I was living down some red clay filled shit hole of a road. (Aren’t you all? ) One thing I remember about that place was learning how to say, “I don’t want chopped tomato,” so I could say it in KFC. Bu yau fan jie. Or something similar. And then I said it in KFC, and it was like I DROPPED A BOMB. The cashier said it, like FOUR times, then some other guy heard it, and it went round the room like a wild fire. “CRACKER DONT WANT CHOPPED TOMATO.” I am pretty sure the Apple Daily were getting the quote from the guy, “Yuh, and THEN he said he didn’t want no chopped tomato.” So I was super happy and felt like, “Fuck if you learn the language, you can get shit done.” And then I opened my chicken wrap. The ONLY thing inside it was chopped tomato. I didn’t know how to say, “Oi cockface, which part of BU YAO did you stumble over?” So I just chucked it in the bin and gave up.
Guieshan is also the only place where I have eaten where cockroaches openly run about on the walls. When I pointed them out people laughed at me, like I was trying to get involved in some sort of civilisation.[/quote]
Classic!
I guess you just don’t understand Gueishan kultur!