It appears that Trump is going to change the name of Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America.
What are your thoughts? I was reading here that it is entirely possible for such a thing to happen and I’m curious how it would affect relations with Mexico.
At the same time, he can change South China sea name too and add a Sea of Taiwan.
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Will “Taiwan” at the same time change its official name from “Republic of China” and to Taiwan?
We do however have the “The Taiwan Straights”
I say, sure, why not? Do it and get it over with, and then move on to more important things. It’s a distraction.
The name Mexico existed long before these continents were named Americas.
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Ruling his own private Tropico from a $60 million gold-plated white marble presidential palace, Saparmurat Turkmenbashy the Great next proceeded to go on an epic binge of totalitarian despotism unrivalled since the days of psycho Roman Emperors appointing their pets to lofty Senate positions. He created a new Turkmen alphabet, basing it on the Latin one instead of the Cyrillic. He renamed the months and the days of the week after himself, his book, members of his family, and Turkmen heroes from history, including guys like Alp Arslan who weren’t actually Turkmen but whom he took credit for anyways. He changed the word for bread to the name of his deceased mother. He named several schools, two airports, a city, some theaters, a brand of vodka, two kinds of cologne, a kind of tea, and a meteorite after himself. He plastered the entire country with hand-painted portraits of himself, his mother, and his book, put his face on every denomination of currency, ordered every citizen of his country fly a Turkmenistan flag over their homes at all times, and wrote a new national anthem so that every sporting event started with a choir singing about how great he was. He changed the programming of all three national state-run television channels so that at any time during the day the citizens of Turkmenistan would flip on the TV and see a real-time live feed of Niyazov holding meetings in his presidential office. Instead of the FOX or NBC logo at the bottom of the screen, Turkmenistan national TV naturally had a portrait of Saparmurat Niyazov emblazoned in gold instead.
Saparmurat Turkmenbashy the Great then abolished the death penalty, algebra, physics, P.E., the Internet, the Hippocratic Oath, libraries, and free press. He also banned recorded music, smoking, beards, and chewing tobacco, outlawed the ballet, opera, the circus, symphonic orchestras, and the National Academy of Science, and had musicians arrested for lip synching at concerts because he thought that was the biggest load of crap ever. He ordered that every car imported into the country have the steering wheel taken out and moved over to left-hand drive instead of right-hand drive because he wanted people to drive on the wrong side of the road, but while he was doing this he did not also order that the stereos be removed from these cars – he just made it illegal to listen to them. He banished dogs from the capital because he thought they smelled bad. He banned gold teeth, saying that if people wanted to harden their teeth they should chew on soup bones instead. He forbid make-up on women, because Turkmen chicks were hot enough already and didn’t need it. They were so pretty in fact, that if you were a foreigner and you wanted to marry a hot Turkmen babe, you first had to pay a $50,000 fee to the government in order to get a permit to have the ceremony performed.
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Why not change it to the Gulf of Trump instead? Or we could change the name America to Trump? So it will be… where do you live? I live in the UST 
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What about TSA, Trumped States of America? or TST, Trumped States of Trump? or TTT, Trumped Trumps of Trump?
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Personally, I can’t wait for DJT to replace Benjamin Franklin on the $100 bill. Truly an American hero 
Musk will be on coins? (Is the people on USA coins?)
Yeah there are almost exclusively presidents on them. Lol I am not sure if Musk will be ok to being relegated to “coin” status though.
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The best I could get AI to do. Imagine it. Wow! That would be cool!
Much more of a handsome chap. Time for a resfreshment and Trumps the man to do it!
Maybe the US could even upgrade to the Australian invented polyester notes than the current recycled toilet paper they use today.
I didn’t know Trump and RJK Jr were gay lovers and had a child.
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Next up: renaming the Atlantic to ‘East American Sea’ and the Pacific to ‘West American Sea’.
Here’s hoping he has stone cutters rechisel Mt. Rushmore with portraits of him and his three wives. He shall rename bread, cheese, milk, eggs, and bologna after Don Jr., Eric, Ivanka, Tiffany, and Barron. He’s still got a long way to go to catch up with the late, great Saparmurat Niyazov, but he’ll keep on keeping on. I’m not sure if he ever had a mother (no one ever seems to have seen or heard of her), but he shall require Trump toilets to be half-flushed on the anniversary of his father’s demise.
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DOGE COIN 
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Trump’s basically taking Nate Bargatze’s Washington’s dream for the American language bit seriously.
And up until recently only boys had weiners. So?
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From the first species that developed genders, everyone could potentially have weiners, it’s strictly about probability, but yeah, up until recently only boys could say they have weiners in public without being persecuted.