Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Taiwan Living in Taiwan
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Since there was no walking issue forum, I thought I’d post here. I’m in Taiwan approximately 8 or 9 days. I’m in the suburbs of Kaohsiung. Now you will all think I’m crazy (with all the wide, planned roads), but I can’t take the scooters coming within inches of me, going really, really fast.

I’m scared I’m going to pull a Hacksaw Jim Duggan. You know, get in the old high school football 3-point stance and TCB.

I don’t know about Taipei, but the South is a little rougher around the edges than I expected.

SchwaiGuy

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If you dare come up to Taipei and pull a Hacksaw Jim Duggan on me, I will respond with The Claw, and you will go down.

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Here’s how we do it!

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It’s worse in Taipei. IMO.
Just pretend you’re back home walking through a shady part of town. Always checking your back, etc…

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Well color me disappointed. I was expect that to be “smack someone in the back of the head with a 2x4”.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Nah…if they get to close just pull a, “This is Sparta!!!” and kick them over.

Like this:

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Oops! I mean like this:

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Shit…like this:

Elegua 9

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[quote=“Tetsuo”]
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/quote]

Sounds like someone is being molested. (inside joke?)

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[quote=“Frost”][quote=“Tetsuo”]
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/quote]

Sounds like someone is being molested. (inside joke?)[/quote]

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there are suburbs in Kaohsiung? where are they?

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Big Wally,

I’m in a place dalled Daliao. I guess it’s sort of a city, more than a suburb. But, it’s here, then Fongshan, then Daliao.

When I’m not watching out for bikes, I’m watching out for chicken wire. I guess it’s from signs that came down. I took a picture of the chickenwire on a post, but can’t post it right now.

Schwai Guy

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This is EleguAAAAAAAA.

Foot to ass ie the dropkick.