No, we’re not there yet.
Were you raised in a barn? Close the door.
Coffee will stunt your growth.
Ask your mother.
Eat it. You will grow hair on your chest.
You didn’t beat me. I let you win.
I had do that when I was your age and it was twice as difficult.
A little dirt never hurt anyone. Wipe it off.
“Hey” is for horses.
This will hurt me a lot more than it hurts you.
I’ll give you something to cry about.
Turn off those lights. Do you think I’m made of money?
You want something to do. I’ll give you something to do.
I’m not sleeping. I was watching that channel.
Aren’t you going to eat that? It’s the best part.
I don’t care what other people are doing. I’m not everybody else’s father.
If I catch you doing that one more time I’ll…
Hand or belt? The choice is yours.
I brought you into this world.
Enough is enough.
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it one hundred times.